You have no idea what your friendship means to me.
─ Don’t do that. Come on, I don’t want to do that. I wanna be more than that.
15 Favorite Office Cold Opens (In no particular order) - “Stress Relief”
Highlights
- “STAY F***ING CALM! EVERYBODY F***ING CALM DOWN!”
- “SAVE BANDIT”
- The general chaos
- Dwight in the background calmly yelling instructions
- “THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US”
- CREED’S FACE
- “BARACK IS PRESIDENT YOU ARE BLACK STANLEY”
omg. why have i never watched this show.
Jim: Stanley just drank OJ out of my mug, and didn’t seem to realize that it wasn’t his hot coffee. So the question has to be asked: is there no limit to what he won’t notice?
Promo Pic of the Day: From NBC’s Upfront presentation: The Office does Seurat’s “A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte” (better known as that painting Cameron stares at in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off).
[insidetv / mbrendanaquitz.]
citrine: parrotworm: frankenteen
Kelly: And what was with Jesse’s sudden turn on Rachel between Dream On and Funk? Where the heck did that come from? Honestly, that show… it’s just— it’s irresponsible.
The Office, 7x08 Viewing Party

