COME TO THE WALL, THEY SAID.
IT WILL BE FUN, THEY SAID.
Lindsay: You haven’t had a serious relationship since your wife, and you guys weren’t even speaking towards the end.
Michael: A lot of that was the coma.
Lindsay: Yeah, I’ve heard your side of it.
AND THEN THEY WILL NOT HAVE TO LOVE HARRY POTTER - THEY WILL BE HARRY POTTER.
15 Favorite Office Cold Opens (In no particular order) - “Stress Relief”
Highlights
- “STAY F***ING CALM! EVERYBODY F***ING CALM DOWN!”
- “SAVE BANDIT”
- The general chaos
- Dwight in the background calmly yelling instructions
- “THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US”
- CREED’S FACE
- “BARACK IS PRESIDENT YOU ARE BLACK STANLEY”
omg. why have i never watched this show.
Robert Pattinson insulting Twilight:He’s creeped out by the book, and its author, Stephenie Meyer:
“When I read it … I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and … It was like it was a book that wasn’t supposed to be published, like reading her - her sort of sexual fantasy about some - especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it’s like, ‘Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy’ and she just writes this book about it, and there’s some things about Edward that are just so specific that … I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she’s completely mad, and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.
“And I sometimes … Feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it’s kind of voyeuristic … It creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.”
(From a 2008 video interview with E!Online, which has been widely quoted but since removed.)
“Girls often say that Edward’s ‘sooo perfect,’ but he’s not. I do not like people who try to exert control in a relationship, when there is an imbalance. This is very wrong and very strange.”
- Last month, at a Q&A in Brussels.
“… The more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself.”
- October 2008, to Empire magazine
He thinks the Breaking Dawn plot is ludicrous:
“Have sex, demon baby. No, they get married first, demon baby, Jacob falls in love with the little baby [laughs], then everyone tries to kill each other, but nothing happens. Oh, that’s the second one [laughs even harder].”- July, at ComicCon.
And - horror - he mocks the highly-anticipated sex scene. (For non-Twihards: in the book, Edward gets fairly rough on honeymoon, and hates himself for hurting Bella.)
“I wanted to have it as a line so much. [He switches to an ‘Edward’ accent] ‘I bit through all the pillows. Every. Single. One.’ And then he’d start crying. By the way, that’s what he should be ashamed of in the morning. All those beautiful pillows! Egyptian cotton! (Laughs) ‘I ruined this bed!’”
he is the best man ever
The eyebrows are what get me every time.
An awful lot of acting right here.
He thought it was his big break.
